Binge-Watching The Latest Christmas Films: The Hits, The Misses, and The Guilty Pleasures.
It is the season to slob out on the sofa and demolish a tin of holiday pastries in front of a terrific flick, a awful feature, or one that’s so bad it’s good.
As always, a batch of latest holiday movies aims to become part of our seasonal watchlist—potentially even joining the ranks alongside beloved favorites like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (we won’t debate it).
So, in a vital public service to sort the crackers from the turkeys, and to get into the Christmas spirit, I binged as many new holiday releases as possible in a single day.
Early Morning: A Very Jonas Christmas Movie
Starting, hopefully, on a good foot. This release is the exclusive 2025 entry on a popular review site's list of the top 100 Christmas movies of all time.
The Jonas Brothers find themselves trapped in the UK after finishing their global concert series and must make it back for Christmas. Their efforts are thwarted by an evil Santa, who breaks into song to state they won’t get home until they “find their brotherly magic.”
The repartee between the arguing trio is enjoyable even for the uninitiated, while followers will undoubtedly catch lots of easter eggs as they try to get back using any means of transport necessary.
It’s a journey of epic proportions.
It’s not legendary, but is superb for devotees and a positive start to the day.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their relatives who must sit through it.
Late Morning: Tinsel Town
A-list actor Kiefer Sutherland has been cast as a celebrity roped into a pantomime.
“A what's a panto??” asks Sutherland’s “difficult” and older star Brad Mack, who has seen better days and whose representative has tricked him into thinking he’s performing in renowned British drama.
His Aladdin fellow actors inform him he’s playing Buttons. “Absolutely not,” he protests. It's easy to predict their response. Unless you’re ignorant of traditional stage call-and-response.
There are some hilarious moments, some touching sub-plots, and the supporting actors is cracking, too.
It’s the sort of feature that would be a bit tacky at another season, but is a great entertainment at Christmas.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
A New Spin on Scrooge
Danny Dyer shows up at the start of this film, too, insulting someone for the next movie straight. Is this a fresh holiday staple?
This time, he’s a musical taxi operator who collects Mr Sood, the newest interpretation on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by The Big Bang Theory’s Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by the filmmaker behind Gurinder Chadha. The classic narrative develops as the tight-fisted Mr Sood is haunted by the ghosts of Christmas yesterday, today, and tomorrow, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This cultural adaptation is at least unique from all the others, but sadly he’s not very compelling and Nayyar’s acting is wooden—a problem when he’s so the focal point.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄
12.04pm - Stuffed
Before lunch for a major broadcaster's Christmas comedy-drama—which stars Guz Khan as a lovably grouchy guy who “doesn’t really do Christmas.”
But after he receives an £8,000 Christmas bonus at work, his wife (played by Morgana Robinson) convinces him splurging the cash on a holiday to Lapland.
There’s just one issue—he learns there was an mistake with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to determine how to return the excess.
Pleasant yet unmemorable.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
1.12pm - Champagne Problems
This is one of those holiday movies where the decorations and snow are in the setting—Christmas is the environment of the film rather than its core purpose—but it feels comfortable and seasonal all the same.
Ambitious executive Sydney (played by Minka Kelly) is assigned to a French chateau to do a deal for a sparkling wine company. During her travels, she encounters a guy in a bookshop who vows to show her the holidays in the City of Light.
A critic recently declared this is the finest new Christmas film of the past few years. That’s a bit of a overstatement, but it is a Christmas romance with a touch of class and gives the required warm and fuzzy feels.
The scene with a lengthy discussion about Die Hard is particularly strong too.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄
3.29pm - Finding Father Christmas
Teenage Chris, played by Lenny Rush, continues to believe in Father Christmas, in spite of the attempts of his dad (starring James Buckley) to tell him otherwise.
The truth is to be discovered, and Chris ventures forth to find it with the assistance of a group of well-known scientists and personalities.
It’s low-key but sweet, and ideal viewing while expecting Santa to visit.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄
A Star-Studded Family Drama
Michelle Pfeiffer is the head of a quarrelling American family who come back together for the holidays—including other acclaimed actress Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer begins by referencing holiday staples like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before saying: “They need to make a movie about the unsung heroes of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s the concept, but in reality it’s really a jumble of those aforementioned movies, at least until Pfeiffer’s character at last comes into her own.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
Evening: A Scottish Christmas Secret
The day’s taken a dip, but fortunately here’s a new addition in the saturated market of predictable, sentimental, cheesy—and utterly watchable—holiday fare.
It’s a narrative as well-worn: An American woman journeys to a picturesque cold country and ends up finding romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher